Why Big Matt?
Well, I'm big and my name is Matt - it seemed the obvious choice.
Yes, a small wife called Doris and 3 children of various sizes - Billy, Harriet and Jimbo.
This. Selling big clothes to big blokes, before that I've been a designer and a property developer.
I like to fish, eat fish, drink beer and wine with friends and eat just about everything else. I walk to work to stay fit.
Food, wine, Angelina Jolie, beer, holidays, crosswords and Halle Berry.
Speed cameras, office politics, broad beans, roadworks on motorways with no work going on.
"Mmmm, beer" - Homer Simpson
More of a pick-up really, it's a Nissan Navara 4x4 Truck Cab - big and beautiful
More of a tune I suppose, Albatross by Fleetwood Mac
Where do you go on holiday?
Italy. The wine in the south is only €5 a litre in restaurants or €5 a gallon in shops.
What size are you?
I'm pleased to say that I've slimmed down to a 5XL, but I go up and down, so I'll keep you posted.
Favourite TV programme?
Waking the Dead, unfortunately no more episodes are being made, so Dexter will have to suffice.
As Good as it Gets is just about as good as it gets, or any film starring Jack Nicholson.
I'm older than my weight in stones, but younger than my waist in inches.